William 'Hatriot' Coppertone

William Coppertone (better known as 'Hatriot '), is the henchman of John Samson, and the son of Mary Coppertone.

Biography
William started out as an inexperienced bank robber, and then first ate at the Blankastaunt. He was very fond of the food, and decided to get a job there, when head chef John Samson catches him trying to steal money from the checkout, he gives him a secret promotion, and Hatriot becomes Blank Guy's henchman. However, Hatriot does not like being a henchman, and always tries to betray Blank Guy on several occasions.